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Somehow yall dont think that your life is at risk when youre out all night clubbing but when youre at the office working- suddenly you want to be home by sundown cause you live in some crazy unsafe horror movie. Get a grip. Stop being so fragile. Your fragility does not make you morally superior.
No intern in the world is being given more than they can handle- because no associate in the world will get away with blaming the intern when stuff goes wrong. They won't risk it. They are forced at the threat of their job to delegate responsibly. And internships are completely voluntary- if you dont want a law firm job- why intern? why want a law firm job if the internship is going so badly? go become a shop clerk, an uber driver or even just a litigating lawyer if you want that much control over your day. Take matters that you want when you want- surely if youre such an asset that youre carrying a whole firm on your back that should be easy work for you.
What is the assumption that youre entitled to have this very lucrative very well paying career- that 95% of the law graduates in this country are shut off from- without working for it?
We used to understand these things once? No one in the aftermath of 9/11 argued that the attack was the sole responsibility of the US government even though really it was the US govt that had armed the mujahideen historically. We understood that some things were just morally wrong- war and terrorism being the chief among them! Because we looked at the human cost of both of those things!
We understood that our struggles must be based in material reality- not in imagined identity one subscribes to as easily and thoughtlessly as following someone on twitter. We understood that women face unique challenges based in their sex based oppression. We understood that religion was the opiate of the masters and we did not do any priest or clerics bidding for them.
And we understood the value of democratic decision-making- almost every progressive change in this country- from , hindu code bills, reservations, land reforms, anti dowry laws, anti caste atrocity laws- all came to be through the legislative democratic process. Not through a bunch of priests sitting in New Delhi being our moral betters. We didnt even give that one a shot. We don't even try to do things right.
We don't take principled stances anymore- not for democracy and not even for free speech. We don't actually care about industrial workers or farmers anymore- we just take credit for their work when they do manage to protest but we dont support them day in and day out, we exploit them.
We have completely given up on class as a category, we dont talk about the poor- instead we talk about the kashmiri tribal nonbinary hiv survivor with one leg shorter than the other because we're all about identity now.
We dont see the anti-caste project as one that we should all share- we want to keep savarna scholars from writing on caste cause "appropriating". In fact we dont want savarna people to talk about it at all.. As if this shameful history is not the history of every Indian.
We're even defending possible treason- because hey china needs representation too- the left in India has always been patriotic. The left of Nehru and Gandhi and Ambedkar wouldnt have been okay with this stuff. We are no longer really patriots- were just a tribe who wants to press the advantage anyway they can- doesnt that sound like not much different to the right wing to you?
We're just absorbed in the project of aping the west- getting further and further away from the common man who actually needs a left, and canceling each other over nonsense.
I'm a far way from voting for the right because it is equally abhorrent and no one, not a single person on the right- offers anything better in terms of moral leadership or principled stances or baseline respect for democracy. But how does one not get listless? How does one not feel discomfort in continuing to be on the left when the left has become unrecognisable?
- While such expenses perhaps mean nothing to partners, I do think it's quite a lot for an associate. Are associates really expected to splurge like this? Are they supposed to take a loan with the idea that they pay back after they become partners?
- If I wear a Titan watch, Bata shoes and drive a Swift, will I really be shunned ? Will I really be rejected by colleagues, bosses and potential dates? Or does it vary from firm to firm? The thing is, I want to save as much as I can for an LLM or MBA abroad.
- Finally, I am from an elite school (as are my parents) and have been told by classmates that I speak English with a "posh" accent (which I just picked up from my parents). Will this offset the negatives of wearing cheap brands?
Normal well adjusted people who don't burn themselves out for their PA/partner to earn 10-20% more while they pocket at best 5% more of their measly pay, don't get such sabbaticals.
I had received an internship offer from S&R too (got placed before I got to it). I had initially been rejected from S&R, and a semester later had gotten an internship. The only change that I had on my CV was publications. So my two cents would be to have a well rounded profile. Also, I am not from a T-10 NLU.
If you want to buy, save up and then buy. Worst case scenario, try a no cost Bajaj finance EMI or something, if a costly watch is something you absolutely need.
Just 1 question though: why do say Blue Label should not be ordered?
https://www.barandbench.com/news/advocate-sana-raees-khan-contestant-reality-show-bigg-boss
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videos/etimes/bollywood/criminal-lawyer-sana-raees-khan-who-fought-for-bail-in-aryan-khan-drugs-case-enters-bigg-boss-17-house/videoshow/104461740.cms
So I’ll be starting my own independent practice very soon. I was looking at the cost of both these platforms and unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll be able to afford both subscriptions. Which one do you think I should get?
Thanks!
https://www.barandbench.com/news/breaking-supreme-court-to-pronounce-judgment-in-same-sex-marriage-case-tomorrow
https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/supreme-court-to-deliver-verdict-on-legality-of-same-sex-marriage-tomorrow-101697459951685.html
If they were not then you should definitely tell him, make sure you have proofs for whatever you say
It was a legit PE Fund with no airport /airline investment investing in an airport.
Who told you things are wrong at Santra Law University Nagpur? Huh? Have you been to NLU Tripura? Huh? NLU Sikkim? NLU Pondicherry? NLU Prayagraj? Before commenting, you better have visited them all!
Our visionary sir Viju received an extension, though it's as clear as a foggy night how he managed to secure it. Of course, he was able to do so thanks to his professional and academic knowledge, and his unmatched expertise in managing national law universities. He's been a maestro of NLU symphonies prior to his joining at Santra Law University. The people and student fraternity of NLUJA were so impressed with him and his contributions to NLUJA that they practically begged Santra Law University to be graced by his presence on campus. Due to his unparalleled expertise and management skills, NLUJA was blessed, and so is Santra Law University.
The Examination department and other key positions in the university have been handed over to individuals considered trustworthy and capable. After all, who can appreciate the true worth of a real 'juari' (master) better than the 'juari' himself? These folks operate at the same level of efficiency and credibility as our prof Viju, ensuring the university's smooth operation. They make sure that Santra gets smuggled to private farms from the university with ease. Among the two professors (three if we include Viju), one is an eternal ally of Viju, ensuring that all foot soldiers remain obedient and loyal to the Viju dynasty. The other is a cunning and adaptable figure who plays both sides, a dedicated pawn in Viju's grand chessboard to conquer the university's common folks.
Politics within the faculty (foot soldiers) is intense here, but don't be fooled. Last year, some professors supposedly approached the High Court judges of the Nagpur Bench, complaining about the state of affairs in the university. Just kidding, of course! They visited the HC judges, not to complain, but to convey that the work undertaken by their honorable leader Viju had helped the university reach NIRF (Santra Law University's Notable Irregular Rankings and Feats) Rank 1 and gain 6 'Ghodes' scholars within a short span of 9 years. In other NLUs, politics might kill quality legal education, but not in our Santra Law University. It's just a friendly 'nok-jhok' within a family. After all, Santra Law University is a family, led by the old guard, Viju, and his comrades, who have been together since the dawn of time.
Recently, the university faced significant issues, especially in the Examination Department, leading to a mild rebuke from the Nagpur Bench. But don't worry; it's all a hoax. You know, you can't believe anything available on Indian Kanoon. Even if a case was filed, it was swiftly withdrawn because it was obviously the students' fault. Santra Law University saves face like a pro and doesn't rely on IndianKanoon judgments. Haven't you learned this in your superior NLUs? To learn more about these cases, search for 'Santra Law University Nagpur' on IndianKanoon.org, sorting by most recent.
The Department of Management (DoM) is always working tirelessly to keep senior law professors in the university happy and satisfied. That's because Viju and his trusted individuals exert serious control over the uni. Those who might dare to revolt or expose administrative mistakes are more likely to lose their appointments. [By the way, did you hear about the recent change in the authority of the Assistant Registrar? They've been replaced by a trustworthy soldier of Viju.]
When it comes to appointments, nearly every faculty member here has a relative (spouse, husband, nephew, uncle) permanently employed in the university. Thank Viju's leadership for that, and his secret formula for keeping certain individuals content. To verify this, just ask any 'Nagpur ke phunters,' and they'll tell you how a relative of a senior professor in the Department of Social Science wields control over the Department of Management.
The university has masterfully avoided participating in the Notoriously Incomplete Rankings Fiasco (NIRF) to ensure public disclosures are kept to a minimum. Kudos to Professor Viju for this strategic move. You can confirm this on the university's official website, where they proudly declare their NIRF-avoidance.
Moreover, the university has already secured a 50 crore INR loan from SBI for the purpose of completing the second phase of the campus expansion. But isn't it peculiar that they're releasing tenders for furnishing the Chancellor's house and faculty housing instead of focusing on the campus expansion? Well, my dear friends, it's all part of our visionary Viju's grand plan. He's making sure he's available 24/7 to the students of Santra Law University, no matter if the library is closed for 24 hours or there's a water shortage for 3 days. Our visionary leader is commendable and selfless, always putting the needs of the students first.
You can verify all of this by visiting the university website or consulting PWD-01 Nagpur's website.
PS. this is a Sarcastic peace==yes Peace . because I don't want to lose my Viva Marks toh mein bhi admin ki bootlicking karunga .
2) SAM - Only contacts; not transparent
3) CAM - Only contacts; top 5 batch rankers from top NLUs
4) L&L - Only contacts
5) Saraf - Top 10 NLU bias; otherwise contacts
6) Trilegal - used to be transparent; nowadays only contacts
7) IndusLaw - Partner/Client referrals; fairly transparent
8) S&R - Top 10 NLUs (batch rankers with exceptional CVs)
9) TT&A - Complex questionnaire; very transparent
10) AZB - Very transparent (only batch rankers preferred)
For the past five years i have been running my independent practice. With not too many matters (money is not too troubling), my social interaction work-wise got severely restricted. Recently i was offered a part time role of a visiting faculty in a college. But the staff seemed like micromanagers and i ended up refusing the opportunity as i feared signing up for a full time role in the garb of a part time role with below poverty line "salary".
However, at this juncture i suspected something else was at play due to my immense overthinking and increasing insomnia. I consulted a mental health professional and have been diagnosed with crippling GAD.
Thanks for your patience, and my question finally comes- What could be a good way to get back to maybe law-firms/in-house/ any place, with my disputes background, which allows me some good amount of peer interaction, and helps my anxiety rather than making it worse! (Which is with most things in this profession).?
Looking forward to answers, or maybe someone who has already dealt with something like this and come out victorious on the other side.
TIA.
First of all, you're framing your question wrong. It's not just about what to order. The more important thing is what NOT to do. You need to just get the basics right, and not be laughed at.
Here's everything you need to know.
1. First, as someone said, only wine, whiskey and gin carry cachet.
2. Do not order beer. This is the easiest way to appear nouveau riche/ clueless. Only college kids order it. There are plausible exceptions for craft beer and other hipster things, but its easiest to just ignore beer.
3. Do not order rum. This is the second easiest way to appear clueless. Only college kids order it. Work meetings are the wrong time to revert to Old Monk Nostalgia from college. Again, there are exceptions like Kraken and some Spanish rum, but that is for advanced drinkers, so avoid for now.
3. Do not order vodka. This is the third easiest way to appear clueless. It is uncool and has no cachet.
4. Whiskey. First of all, do not order soda. See above comments about college kids.
5. Only have whiskey with ice ("on the rocks"). It's also OK to have whiskey with some water, but just a "splash". 1 parts whiskey to 3 parts water is generally a good ratio. Any more water and you'll open yourself up to ridicule.
6. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY LIKE WATER. Sip it slowly. The snobbish whiskey journals advise you to take nothing more than a sip of around a few drops, and let it coat your tongue, before swallowing it. A 30 ml pour should last you around 15-20 sips.
7. It's OK not to know the intricacies of whiskey brands, but here's the basics. Whiskey is divided into "single malt" (it is only made from one distillery) and "blended whiskey" (whiskey from many distilleries is blended into a consistent taste). Single malt is way up there on snob value, because of the "purity" and "unique character".
8. If you're a beginner, it's OK to stick to blends, but order the right brands. Price is generally a good indicator. Just download a few bar menus from Zomato and learn about different brands, then order things that are close in price to the brands I've listed below. But that comes with caveats. Firstly, DO NOT go for Chivas Regal or Johnny Walker Red Label. These are for nouveau riche types who dont understand whiskey, and it is mostly uncles who drink these along with chicken tikka. Order Johnny Walker Double Black ("it is slightly smoky, but not too smoky") or Monkey Shoulder. DO NOT order Johnny Walker Blue Label, unless someone offers it to you first.
9. If you're a beginner, there are some good single malts that are not too intimidating. Avoid Glenfiddich (pronounced Glen-fiddick, DO NOT say "fiditch"), since too many people know it. Glenlivet, Jura or Talisker are all good brands. It is also OK to order Amrut Fusion (Indian brand, but well regarded) or anything Japanese.
10. If the above brands are not available and you're stuck, don't worry. Audibly ask for JW Double Black or Talisker, and if they say that's not available then just pick something at random that isn't Chivas Regal or Glenfiddich.
11. Openly say you've mostly only had (insert brand from above) because you love the taste, but have not had too many other whiskies. Don't try to fake it beyond that. If you've done everything above, you've done enough to blend in (sorry not sorry) and not become a laughing stock.
12. Gin. First of all, the most important thing with gin is not the gin . It's the tonic water. Start by asking what tonic water they have. Fevertree is the gold standard, but Franklin is also good. Otherwise get Sepoy or Jimmys. If you don't want it too sweet, get Svami. As a last resort, take Schweppes. DO NOT ORDER SPRITE OR 7 UP OR COKE WITH GIN.
13.You can drink whiskey without ice, but you need ice for gin. At least 3 cubes, though even 8-10 cubes is OK. Use that to decide when to order what (time of day, weather). Generally, cold weather= whiskey with single or no ice cube, warm weather = gin. Daytime= gin, night= whiskey, but gin is also OK at night.
14. With gin, there are lots of brands, but there are a few that are "safe". Bombay Sapphire, Tanqueray, Hendricks are all good in foreign gins. For Indian gins, Hapusa and Stranger and Sons are good. Avoid Beefeater, Gordons and Greater Than.
15. Most gins are citrusy, so you can have them with a slice of lemon. The exception is Hendricks. You need to have Hendricks with cucumber, and preferably with cucumber tonic water. DO NOT HAVE HENDRICKS WITH LEMON.
16. Avoid cocktails, unless the people you want to impress are also having them. DO NOT ever order Long Island Ice Tea. They use cheap alcohol and you will get a headache. Avoid Margaritas and Mojitos. Avoid anything with Blue Curacao. If you don't have an option with cocktails, just order a martini. Read the room and see if you can order a pinacolada. It's also very safe to ask the server if they can make a hot cocktail for you, and then go with whatever they recommend.
17. Slowly start reading about whiskies and gins, and trying them out with friends or even on your own. Use the above tips, until you get there.
Hope this helps. Will do a Part 2 on wine if I have time.
Honestly consti moots should be longer and involve deeper issues, not already settled issues like language of schools, reservation.
1. Your work performance (20%)2. Your knowledge of basic skills and ability to speak and write good English (30%)
3. Social skills, ability to connect, bold, extrovert, ability to talk to large groups and convey your arguments and intention to work with the team(25%)
4. Being visible throughout the duration to the mentor, partner, equity partner and the seniors of the team (22%)
5. Ability to Suck up to the mentor and partner and use college connections (3%)
Jab 5me se 5 ka substantially complete hojaye, miljageyi ppo.
If you want to have it a bit easier regarding internships/placements at Jindal, you do need to maintain a high GPA. Yes in a particular batch grossing over 1000 kids, the competition between the top 50 is cut throat, but it is more diligence than anything.
@kian this is verified information by an insider, also you can mark it trollish if someone in an official position objects, I just want recruiters to be careful.
->'We regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you an internship at this time. You may send us an application again if you wish to apply for an internship at our firm in the future.'
Could someone explain the likelihood of securing an internship if I apply in advance next time? Or is it of no use since most people tend to obtain these internship slots through connections?Could you provide a list of other firms that offer internships on a 'first-come' basis?[ i know thats a distant reality anyways any lead or guidance would help me ]
Please don't joke around, it may ruin work life of someone naive.
Just a request to everyone. I hope someone takes it seriously.
No learning, seniors made own circle and don't include anyone ----> poor team integration
No mandates, work very less.
Go find a desi tharra if u can
A law firm partner, however glamorous it may seem to an AP Royal Oak fanboy, has almost no chance. They either get on the waiting list (Gymkhana was last interviewing people who applied in the 1980s, Golf Club was taking people from the 1990s), or they become one of the 4 or 5 people the Government can nominate for membership each year. All the best to those corporate law partners competing against Anand Mahindra and Ritu Beri.
IIC is still possible, they take around 25 lawyers a year. But most of those are senior advocates, I've only seen 3-4 partners over there.
https://twitter.com/pharmacuriosity/status/1713794707338281451/photo/1
Meanwhile, a girl has tweeted:
I was an intern with @MahuaMoitra
and met SC lawyer, Jai Anant Dehadrai twice- both times he’s told me to “tell Mahua to join BJP”. Jai’s accusation is clearly a result of the personal resentment that he harbours against her and the jealousy is showing. It’s just so typical of an insecure man. Jai’s presence on the campaign can only be compared to that of an over entitled man-child. He has clearly used her to further his career and make connections in political circles. Jai has hung around and attached himself while their ties were good and clearly attacked her when their ties severed.
https://twitter.com/ishab1310/status/1713822756343808261
This are some shitty financial decisions
Also I'm from NALSAR. Can u connect me with these "CM" people.
(P.S.: 4+ PQE, Delhi law faculty. Pretty sure, many people will have different opinion on this.)
I'm told a few 4th years are averaging 7.8 and above, and I've heard a couple of 5th years are averaging 7.9+ in Jindal.
It not like law( avg law life) ki doh bakchodi ki baate ki toh hogya in sport one has to perform.
if you want specific tips you have to be specific yourself
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Only 2 years legal.
Patthar hai.
Also low quality of grass, outdated camera, no drinkable water, poor standard snacks, no parking space, illiterate audience etc. etc.
After all, everybody knows that those 19th century tribals (who couldn't afford even good shoes) can't make 285 against a so called defending champion.
Also Dj cadre exam eligibility
Anyone can apply for Rhodes in NLS. There are no gatekeepers.
It is remarkable how you some how manage to shoehorn your agenda into every fucking comment. It is so pedestrian.