My cow Gulabo like every other cow in my village has a tendency to chew her grass for long; really long. I read in my grade five science book that the cows can recall some of the chewed grass from their bodily reservoir when required. Nice stuff. All hail the almighty! One day my cow fell ill; very ...
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I own a Gaddi dog (an Indian sheep dog) called Sheroo. He is a 120 pound sheep dog who can bring a wild cat or a wolf down. I have kept him for the protection of my cattle. Sheroo is brown, big, shaggy and so obedient and intelligent that he sometimes even writes a blog post for me. Ha! Just kidding...
For the protection of my cows and buffaloes I have gaddi dogs. Huge, shaggy beasts who can bring down a leopard. I love dogs. Once in UK I met a dog breeder and became interested. Here is my take. Disclaimer: This might look offensive (mastiffs), repulsive (pit bulls) and abusive (mongrels) to many ...
Nandii Reywal, the London settled Indian Lawyer challenged me. Bihari Babuu loves challenges. He has defeated all the pehelwans in his village. He’ll make Nandii bite dust too. Aaan do! Part I- Racism My buffaloes are black, My cows are white, And they both give milk. Considerations about colour of ...
My honourable colleague Mr. Dushyant Arora wants feedback on the ways to conduct the Bar Exam. Here is mine: 1.) Law students who come on bicycles and scooters will only be tested. Students who come in cars have the option of not taking the exam. It can safely be assumed that the students have enoug...
Here is the big news: Kian Ganz, the editor of LegallyIndia.com has bought for himself a shiny new bicycle. I asked him why and he didn’t reply. So I had to guess. Here are a few options. All lame options. Please choose the lamest option and post your answer as a comment. I will be grateful. a.) Kia...
Once there was a shepherd boy and he had sheep, obviously. One day he went up a hillock with his sheep and with nothing to do, pulled out a leaf of the old book and cried out to the villagers below “WOLF! WOLF! HELP! HELP”! The villagers came. No wolf. The boy laughed (as usual). And the villagers w...
Earlier it was the thirsty crow , now it is the fox and the grapes. So we have the old fox of the old tales wondering in the old jungle looking for food. She can’t find any. She is hungry. She moves on and on through bushes and woods and sees a tree. A grape tree obviously. Wonder why she never foun...
Nowadays I have seen my cows tease the buffaloes. The reason is simple. Cows are lighter in colour and can bear the brunt of this heat. Buffaloes are dark and have to suffer. But my buffaloes spend their time lazing around in ponds and have a good time. Now, when I was taking this road to some place...
Once there was a thirsty crow. It was so very thirsty that it could have drunk the whole pond in which my buffaloes and I bathe. But unlike other stories like these, this crow thought himself to be too cool. And the weather was really hot mind you. The cool crow and the hot weather made an interesti...
SIM-POOL Legal Language = Happy Lawyers? My friends were red, blue and green. They were playing in the cess pool. Holi ka festival tha. My friends were behaving like animals and shouting hoooooo, haaaaaaa, wooooooo etc etc. They were in joy. Only simple monosyllables like these could be uttered. Lik...
MYSELF BIHARI BABU Hi pee-pool! (You smell of susu. Yucks!) Myself Bihari Babu! I am a law e-student. No! No! I not taking any electronic/ wheel-electronic course. But am clarifying because pee-pool making fun when I say e-student. I tell them “Chalo! Chalo! Bhago”. BTW…I thought let me try my hand ...