My cow Gulabo like every other cow in my village has a tendency to chew her grass for long; really long. I read in my grade five science book that the cows can recall some of the chewed grass from their bodily reservoir when required. Nice stuff. All hail the almighty!

One day my cow fell ill; very ill. I took her to the local vet. He told me that Gulabo’s intestines had somersaulted. She could no longer recall the chewed grass. He told me that this disability would at times leave Gulabo without any reservoir of food for long and that she would die soon.

All hail the almighty!

I heard my friend who is in an NLU was fired from a law firm job. His aged, benign lawyer uncle told him that he had not ruminated upon law and that it was important. When you ruminate you digest well. You can also recall the thing well. This can impress everyone and keep you put on your job.

But he had gulped his water, his food and yes even his books. He digested nothing. Rumination was beyond his capability.

All hail the almighty!

My cow is dead.

My friend just as good.

:-{O (A moustached simily. Totally out of context).

Comments

Anonymous guest 13 Jul 2010, 03:47
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ghatiya post hain yaar!
Anonymous guest 13 Jul 2010, 16:51
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should come in handy... and we dont have "grade" five anywhere in India.. it is fifth class without exception in India (try any part of the country)

how many Americans will you find calling their fifth grade, fifth class...

Lets always use Indian English yaar! Least we can do if we speak in English...
Anonymous guest 14 Jul 2010, 00:48
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Why does one have to waste time "Ruminating" when you have stereotyped formats to work with and moreover are expected to stick to those formats.
Rumination helps and is needed when one has independent responsibilities. and its true for a NATIONAL law school output or any other... you dont have to be prejudiced against a N-school grad!!
Anonymous guest 14 Jul 2010, 18:19
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Please improve grammar and literary content... The idea of the post was not put forward well and not elaborated upon... No legal person in his right mind will take this article seriously even if it is true...
Anonymous guest 15 Jul 2010, 17:53
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Hello.. Fifth class without exception? We used to call it the Fifth standard!!
Anonymous guest 21 Jul 2010, 11:18
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your friend "IS" in an NLU? or he "WAS" ...well N-students are making progress...still in college... working and got fired... way too advanced... lol