Legal Poet

Justice Katju in Court

Posted by Legal Poet on in Uncategorized

All in court: Hahahahaha.

Whir. Whir. Whir. (Thats the fan).

Dismissed (Justice Katju).

Why don’t you go for mediation? I have my friend Mr. Niranjan Bhatt. Kaafi achchi mediation karte hain woh! I helped him set up the Mediation Cell. Ahmedabad mein hai woh (Its in Ahmedabad)! Why don’t you go there?

You haven’t read Mahabharata? Padhtae to aap ho nahin. (You lawyers don’t read nowadays).

Dismissed.

Whir. Whir. Whir.

Hahahahaha.

Dismissed.

My Lord (A brave lawyer)…Dismissed.

Lawyers return back. Crestfallen. Tummyfallen.

I wonder if the lady behind the blindfold wears a quizzical look.

Comments

Guest 11 May 2011, 08:41
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Boorrrrriinnnggg.
lex suprema 11 May 2011, 15:44
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well......ur saved untill his Lordship Justice Katju notices this....otherwise i think it has the virtues of contempt of " .......... " no offense plz
Guest 11 May 2011, 17:57
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why would anybody post this anyway!??!
iqbalfanaji 13 May 2011, 13:49
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In my opinion justice markendya wont notice... he must be busy in reading mahabharat lol
Guest 13 May 2011, 17:45
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Some of you find it boring because you guys haven't seen Katju in action. This is exactly why he is so unintentionally funny!
Oh btw LegalPoet, the Mahabharata one was good. :)
Guest 14 May 2011, 04:19
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But Katju's TRADEMARK monologue has got to be "Tum gyaani hoon kya?" for every time a lawyer tries to say something and it interrupts him, he passes out this comment! :D
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