Anirban Bhattacharya

Client

Posted by Anirban Bhattacharya on in News and current affairs

If you have noticed that whenever one sees the usage of the word “Client”, one knows that there just has to be lawyer or an architect involved since no one else in the ‘white collar’ business game ever seems to refer to anyone as “clients”. On a train/plane you are a passenger (unless you are flying Kingfisher), in a hospital you are a patient (unless you are in some super specialty hospital where trust God,you are nothing but a customer), in a class you are a student, in the economy at large you’d be a consumer, in the polity, the common man (but now in the world of gender neutral addressal system, ‘the common person’).However, the doberman luckily seesm to have successfully avoided the ruccus and is not a doberperson.(sorry! bad joke!). But when it comes to being a “Client”,the only people known to have clients appears to be lawyers, architects and prostitutes, all of whom have to live with the reputation that they are simply out to screw you. Only the prostitute is honest about it.

Comments

Anonymous guest 10 Mar 2010, 17:13
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nice one!!!
singha 10 Mar 2010, 18:26
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Nice.....I like the prostitutes honesty bit :-)
gyan 10 Mar 2010, 19:56
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hehe..nice one....
Meerkat 11 Mar 2010, 22:29
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Hair stylists have clients. Designers too.

And Dobermans are awesome. No two ways about it.
Anonymous guest 11 Mar 2010, 22:42
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hmm...some food for thought.....
Anonymous guest 17 Mar 2010, 22:18
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Gee.. this is what u've stooped down to!