In a shocking development all the students from arguably the top three law colleges in the country: NLSIU, Bangalore; NALSAR, Hyderbad and NUJS, Kolkata have failed in the first ever Bar Exam held by the Bar Council of India on 30 December, 2010 in 50 centers accross India.

“It is a surprise to us that all the students have failed”, said Mr. Barrier of the Bar Council of India.

The president of the Students Bar Council of NLSIU when contacted said, “The question papers which we were handed read ‘Bar Bar Examination-2010’. Our students mistook it for being an examination for being barred from the bar and didn’t take the exam. Hence, no body could make it”.

Mr Barrier when apprised of the situation replied, “The students of NLUs should stop using their minds too much. My experience as a judge of moot courts suggests that students from NLUs use too much of their brain in their memos and arguments. We don’t need such brainy law students. They just need to be reasonable students”.

NUJS’ student body representative too pointed at the typographical mistake, “We thought that the exam had too be completed twice (bar bar) which none of us could. Fearing the disrepute such results would bring to the institution we decided not to submit the answer sheets at all”.

Final Year Law Student who has been in the final year since last 7 years to proactively take up the cause of final year students said, "We all thought that BCI wanted to test whether we paid attention to detail but...". We will keep you updated on some PIL or blog from him as this is what he usually does.

NALSAR representatives could not be reached because of the ongoing Telangana trouble.

Comments

Anonymous guest 30 May 2010, 15:07
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lol!! good one
Anonymous guest 30 May 2010, 15:51
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30 DECEMBER 2010? =.='
Anonymous guest 30 May 2010, 16:32
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rofl ! awsme !!
Anonymous guest 30 May 2010, 16:48
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who is mr.barrier? some1 clarify
False News With Balls 30 May 2010, 17:53
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Am glad you liked it. Am really going to be frequent with this stuff since I am a bit late. So these will be short pieces and sort of harking on one thing. :)
False News With Balls 30 May 2010, 18:32
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Yes 2, I chose some future date, somewhere close to what I felt was the date when bar exam might be held.

3, Aye! You like it!

4, The one who has put this barrier which the top students could not assail. Ha!
Anonymous guest 31 May 2010, 16:53
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gud wrk lol!
LegalPoet 31 May 2010, 18:11
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uhmmm...false news with balls...interesting name and an interesting post!
False News With Balls 31 May 2010, 19:14
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Thank you 7 and LegalPoet.
Anonymous guest 31 May 2010, 19:38
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amazing. a real comedy !!
False News With Balls 31 May 2010, 20:58
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Thankyou...many more funny posts coming up. Keep tuned.
Anonymous guest 31 May 2010, 22:56
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thats a nice one... lookin forward to more frm u ...!!!
Anonymous guest 1 Jun 2010, 00:33
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, “The students of NLUs should stop using their minds too much. My experience as a judge of moot courts suggests that students from NLUs use too much of their brain in their memos and arguments. We don’t need such brainy law students. They just need to be reasonable students”.

I LIKE IT :)
False News With Balls 1 Jun 2010, 02:25
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Thanks for the appreciation guys!
Jayani Shah 1 Jun 2010, 05:47
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“The students of NLUs should stop using their minds too much. My experience as a judge of moot courts suggests that students from NLUs use too much of their brain in their memos and arguments. We don’t need such brainy law students. They just need to be reasonable students”.

as said by 13 is excellent...

but the blog is not...
u might feel bad but it was a sheer nonsense ...
False News With Balls 1 Jun 2010, 20:34
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No worries Jayani...laughs for some, nonsense for some. My respect for all! Thanks for being true in your comments.
Anonymous guest 3 Jun 2010, 17:57
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You really shouldn't write.
False News With Balls 3 Jun 2010, 20:25
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I will. And as often as this. LOL...and please...please don't mind...I love pulling people's legs. :)
Anonymous guest 8 Jun 2010, 01:36
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Veerappa Moily- Barrier!
Anonymous guest 15 Jun 2010, 18:25
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i loved it