A lawyer’s life is a tale to tell,

a story of strife and verbal duel,

with facts to fudge,

and an eagle eyed judge,

the robed fox ,

teases and talks.

A client once asked,

**“**My motives are masked,

and my deeds are dark,

will His Lordship hark,

when you bumble and bark?”

The lawyer groped,

for an answer he hoped,

would please his client ,

and make him compliant.

He then replied,

to the client’s delight,

**“**I will wax eloquent

to such a degree,

a seasoned delinquent

will walk free!”

This my friend,

was a lawyer’s tale,

You’ve done well to lend

an ear so hale.