Yes. I can guide you. Take bus no. 741 at South Extension Bus Depot on 13th August at 7:20 a.m. You will reach the market by 8 am. By then recession should have left the market. Everyone is cordially invited to work hard again.

Mrs. Recession,you are a funny lady who may not have any idea of the word “recession” . Perhaps you are thinking the ‘recession” as another form of “samosa” which is available in the market. Raise your standards and dont answer any serious questions asked by a genuine querist. If you need to have fun then go to joke sites which is available in the net or if you cant find then ask “Google Uncle”.

Why yes! As a lady, I am charmed by your solemnity. Avjit! Why do you find the recession a joke me says? It is serious! It is right next to the shop which rents grouchy people. I went there today and congrats! you’re their #1 bestseller! I didn’t know it’s right next to the shop that sells senses of humour. We all went there in 3rd grade. You should go too!