A lawyer's life is a tale to tell,

a story of strife and verbal duel,

with facts to fudge,

and an eagle eyed judge,

the robed fox ,

teases and talks.

A client once asked,

"My motives are masked,

and my deeds are dark,

will His Lordship hark,

when you bumble and bark?"

The lawyer groped, 

for an answer he hoped,

would please his client ,

and make him compliant.

He then replied,

to the client's delight,

"I will wax eloquent

to such a degree,

a seasoned delinquent

will walk free!"

This my friend,

was a lawyer's tale,

You've done well to lend

an ear so hale.