Now all movie ratings and review have become politicaises. Bhakts stan Animal for promoting aggressive masculinity and Railway Men because it has pro-Modi actor Madhavan and makes the Congress look bad. Libs stan Archies even though it’s really cringe with crap songs. Like WTF have Archie and Veronica in India speaking Hindi??? Either just watch Riverdale or have an Indian teen movie with Indian character names.

So sick of politicised movie ratings and reviews. 😡

1) Sperms of Endearment

2) Saving Ryan's Privates

3) Romancing The Bone

4) For Your Thighs Only

5) Three Men And A Barbie

6) Passenger 69

7) On Golden Blonde

8) Intercourse With The Vampire

9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus

10) Forrest Hump

11) Jurassic Pork

12) Pocahotass

13) Sleeping Booty

14) The Loin King

15) The Sperminator

16) Cum And Cummer

17) Presumed Impotent

18) A Clear And Present Stranger

19) White Men Can't Hump

20) You've Got Male

21) I'll Do Anyone

22) Crocodile Done Me

23) Snatch Adams

24) Edward Penishands

25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed

26) What About Boob?

27) Schindler's Fist

28) Beverly Hills Copulator

29) Poonies

30) Johnny Pneumatic

31) The Joy Suck Club

32) Cunt Hardly Wait

33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off

34) Nutting Hill

35) The Thirteenth Whore

36) Inspect Her Gadget

37) Free My Willy

38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer

39) Die Hard-on

40) A Few Hard Men

41) The Shawwank Redemption

42) Wet Dreams May Cum

43) Blast In The Ass

44) Wild Wild Breasts

45) Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina

46) 2000 Legs Under Me

47) Humped Back at Notre Dame

48) 101 Fornications

49) Robin’s Wood

50) Batman in Robin

The polarised reaction to The Archies can be seen from the voting pattern on LI and also on IMBD (either 1/10 or 10/10, nothing in between). It's obvious that the movie has become collateral damage in the culture wars. Those on the left are loving the movie because of its liberal values, excellent acting by a young cast, pro-environment message and analogy with Aarey forest, and liberal credentials of Zoya Akhtar and SRK. The movie spreads the universal message of love, harmony and friendship, which are dear to the left. Those on the right are trashing it because of so-called nepotism, the support to the Aarey forest protest by Aditya Thackeray and liberals, and also because of Zoya Akhtar is the daughter of LW intellectual and Modi critic Javed Akhtar and SRK is close to the Gandhis and Mamata.

This year, I saw Killers of the Flower Moon, Oppenheimer and Barbie in the theatre. KOTFM was brilliant. Fantastic direction and acting. I found Oppenheimer meh tbh. Didn’t like Barbie and found the constant feminist rhetoric annoying.

What I also like about KOTFM is that it educates about racism and injustice without being woke. No token diversity casting, all ethnic actors are relevant to the plot.

I missed Past Lives in the theatre. It’s got great reviews. Heard it’s on Apple TV now.