Since NLS is so great and every third conversation is about NLS, I thought as fellow worshipers we must pay due homage and have a separate conversation just to acknowledge the greatness of our leader. I shall start:
The land of Naharbhavi is so great that when Sudhir stepped on it, vo sudhar gaya. NLS students are deemed as professors by students of tier 2 NLUs. NLS being called Harvard of the east is false and Harvard is actually the NLS of the west. Harvard is considering dropping all other programmes other than law just to meet this expectation. When NLS conducted its own exam, even JEE and Medical aspirants appeared for it. NLS recruits from 8-9 partners from trilegal campus on Day 0. Herbert Smith Freehill offered a training contract to everyone in NLS but everyone was already trained so they didn’t go. Deutsche bank stopped recruiting from NLS because NLS students are gold man. NLS students, even in their childhood, raise both of their parents. NLS won the Oxford Price moot but gave it up for NLUD because it was not worth it. If an NLS student’s phone rings while he is mooting, the moot is paused till the call is over. If an NLS student misquotes an article of the constitution of india in an exam, the constitution is amended. SAM and CAM were separated because NLS kids found their jobs too monotonous. Once an NLS kid was asked by his mother to bring a fan from Khaitan company, he returned with a job offer. NLS was actually constructed in 1456 BC but it was destroyed by Mughals only for it to be built later. When ancient NLS students decided to mass bunk university on two days, those two days were called Saturday and Sunday. An NLS kid gave F grade to one of their professors because they didn’t have 3 post graduate degrees from Ivy league but only 2. NLS does not want any Rhodes scholarships now because they belong to the sky. 36 law students from NLS went missing in the jungles of Nagarbhavi, they were later called the avengers. When NLS kids come to your college for a competition, they confer winners with the trophy. The apple thrown on Newton was actually thrown by an NLS student because he wanted the world to get a small portion of the knowledge he owned. NLS student was giving a speech which was noted in text by the britishers, that speech is called the Indian Penal Code. When mails were invented and an NLS student created his email id, he already had 9 job offers from tier 1 firms. When an NLS student finally becomes a parent, their kid is designated as a senior advocate by the supreme court. When Indian govt go to the court against NLS, it’s them vs the Union of NLS. Once NLS decided to not admit any students for a year, 80000 more people appeared for JEE that year.
Complete agree. A cheap troll post that LI is encouraging by giving it a blue tag. LI feeds off inter-NLU rivalry. The Karnataka HC has itself said that NLSIU is a class apart and other NLUs are state colleges. So where's the question of self hype?
Use bullet points, no! Would have been fun to add on to each of those then. Of course, it's NLS, so the bullet should be fired first, made next, and then only the gun would come into existence.
NLS got us independence and liberalisation both. That's why the current VC is now trying to get independence from the consortium and liberally taking away student privileges.
it is great because a thread like this for any other law school in india would not make sense. it is like how many lawyers to change a lightbuld: the joke makes no sense if it is how many nannies to change a lightbulb. grow up and be happy. clat did not go well for you. all colleges are good and bad and the whole world is yours. it does not matter. health does, social regard does, fun does. do not elevate an instituion by joke-crusted envy and regret.
The number of objections to the comments on this thread is so few because in an LI thread about NLS, the gavel of objections behaves like Mjolnir, and only the worthy can lift it.
I am from a TLC but the fact that i had gone to NLS for a moot(just a participation) caught the attention of a Tier-I firm and they offered me a position with a complete disregard for my TLC credentials.
If this doesn't explain the greatness of NLS, I dont know what will.
I do admit that I did spend a considerable time on that thread proposal on whether to publish it or not or publish with edit or not. Also I no longer understand what fun spirit is. It is still under consideration.
stop belittling nls. first of all everyone wanted to go there. I am not even in a lower nlu. they never said they were great. stop creating ruckus here and shut up is incessant whining. we should focus on our own life.
You must enhance your reading skills. We are aggrandizing NLS, not belittling it. It's not whining when we sing paeans of NLS, it's ritualistic prayer. Freedom of worship.
Don't know about others, but the writer definitely dreams about NLS all the time. Else why waste so much creative energy on a non-issue?! Seriously, is nothing happening interesting going on in your life?
NLS has got a monopoly on dreams, reality, and the Matrix. In fact, REM sleep is what happens when NLS students actually frame answers to the questions that next year's NLAT will ask.
Got defined to express the way NLS students feel when they occasionally have to acknowledge that other law universities actually have the temerity to exist on the same plane.
wow so much jealousy from people who would have enrolled in nls over their college any day atleast hide it makes me value my nls degree more at nls we are never obssessed with other colleges like this
Law School is so great one had to write India in its name - the "National" Law School was not enough, lest other countries started claiming India's greatest national asset as its own.
NLS is so great that other college kids started a thread to avoid feeling like they missed the ranking in the entrance exam. NLS kids would cringe starting such a thread for anyone. All their fights and insecurites are internal.
The land of Naharbhavi is so great that when Sudhir stepped on it, vo sudhar gaya. NLS students are deemed as professors by students of tier 2 NLUs. NLS being called Harvard of the east is false and Harvard is actually the NLS of the west. Harvard is considering dropping all other programmes other than law just to meet this expectation. When NLS conducted its own exam, even JEE and Medical aspirants appeared for it. NLS recruits from 8-9 partners from trilegal campus on Day 0. Herbert Smith Freehill offered a training contract to everyone in NLS but everyone was already trained so they didn’t go. Deutsche bank stopped recruiting from NLS because NLS students are gold man. NLS students, even in their childhood, raise both of their parents. NLS won the Oxford Price moot but gave it up for NLUD because it was not worth it. If an NLS student’s phone rings while he is mooting, the moot is paused till the call is over. If an NLS student misquotes an article of the constitution of india in an exam, the constitution is amended. SAM and CAM were separated because NLS kids found their jobs too monotonous. Once an NLS kid was asked by his mother to bring a fan from Khaitan company, he returned with a job offer. NLS was actually constructed in 1456 BC but it was destroyed by Mughals only for it to be built later. When ancient NLS students decided to mass bunk university on two days, those two days were called Saturday and Sunday. An NLS kid gave F grade to one of their professors because they didn’t have 3 post graduate degrees from Ivy league but only 2. NLS does not want any Rhodes scholarships now because they belong to the sky. 36 law students from NLS went missing in the jungles of Nagarbhavi, they were later called the avengers. When NLS kids come to your college for a competition, they confer winners with the trophy. The apple thrown on Newton was actually thrown by an NLS student because he wanted the world to get a small portion of the knowledge he owned. NLS student was giving a speech which was noted in text by the britishers, that speech is called the Indian Penal Code. When mails were invented and an NLS student created his email id, he already had 9 job offers from tier 1 firms. When an NLS student finally becomes a parent, their kid is designated as a senior advocate by the supreme court. When Indian govt go to the court against NLS, it’s them vs the Union of NLS. Once NLS decided to not admit any students for a year, 80000 more people appeared for JEE that year.
What I got: gold
it is like how many lawyers to change a lightbuld: the joke makes no sense if it is how many nannies to change a lightbulb.
grow up and be happy. clat did not go well for you.
all colleges are good and bad and the whole world is yours. it does not matter. health does, social regard does, fun does.
do not elevate an instituion by joke-crusted envy and regret.
#nlsvahibanega
If this doesn't explain the greatness of NLS, I dont know what will.
- R
I was thinking people will abuse, but it's actually funny and smart.
Nicely written.
people who would have enrolled in nls over their college any day
atleast hide it
makes me value my nls degree more
at nls we are never obssessed with other colleges like this
NLSIU, by virtue of its name, pre-empted WW3.
That we missed NLS
And it does not miss us
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Entrance exam
NLS kids
would cringe starting such a thread for anyone. All their fights and insecurites are internal.