Since NLS is so great and every third conversation is about NLS, I thought as fellow worshipers we must pay due homage and have a separate conversation just to acknowledge the greatness of our leader. I shall start:
The land of Naharbhavi is so great that when Sudhir stepped on it, vo sudhar gaya. NLS students are deemed as professors by students of tier 2 NLUs. NLS being called Harvard of the east is false and Harvard is actually the NLS of the west. Harvard is considering dropping all other programmes other than law just to meet this expectation. When NLS conducted its own exam, even JEE and Medical aspirants appeared for it. NLS recruits from 8-9 partners from trilegal campus on Day 0. Herbert Smith Freehill offered a training contract to everyone in NLS but everyone was already trained so they didn’t go. Deutsche bank stopped recruiting from NLS because NLS students are gold man. NLS students, even in their childhood, raise both of their parents. NLS won the Oxford Price moot but gave it up for NLUD because it was not worth it. If an NLS student’s phone rings while he is mooting, the moot is paused till the call is over. If an NLS student misquotes an article of the constitution of india in an exam, the constitution is amended. SAM and CAM were separated because NLS kids found their jobs too monotonous. Once an NLS kid was asked by his mother to bring a fan from Khaitan company, he returned with a job offer. NLS was actually constructed in 1456 BC but it was destroyed by Mughals only for it to be built later. When ancient NLS students decided to mass bunk university on two days, those two days were called Saturday and Sunday. An NLS kid gave F grade to one of their professors because they didn’t have 3 post graduate degrees from Ivy league but only 2. NLS does not want any Rhodes scholarships now because they belong to the sky. 36 law students from NLS went missing in the jungles of Nagarbhavi, they were later called the avengers. When NLS kids come to your college for a competition, they confer winners with the trophy. The apple thrown on Newton was actually thrown by an NLS student because he wanted the world to get a small portion of the knowledge he owned. NLS student was giving a speech which was noted in text by the britishers, that speech is called the Indian Penal Code. When mails were invented and an NLS student created his email id, he already had 9 job offers from tier 1 firms. When an NLS student finally becomes a parent, their kid is designated as a senior advocate by the supreme court. When Indian govt go to the court against NLS, it’s them vs the Union of NLS. Once NLS decided to not admit any students for a year, 80000 more people appeared for JEE that year.
The number of objections to the comments on this thread is so few because in an LI thread about NLS, the gavel of objections behaves like Mjolnir, and only the worthy can lift it.
The land of Naharbhavi is so great that when Sudhir stepped on it, vo sudhar gaya. NLS students are deemed as professors by students of tier 2 NLUs. NLS being called Harvard of the east is false and Harvard is actually the NLS of the west. Harvard is considering dropping all other programmes other than law just to meet this expectation. When NLS conducted its own exam, even JEE and Medical aspirants appeared for it. NLS recruits from 8-9 partners from trilegal campus on Day 0. Herbert Smith Freehill offered a training contract to everyone in NLS but everyone was already trained so they didn’t go. Deutsche bank stopped recruiting from NLS because NLS students are gold man. NLS students, even in their childhood, raise both of their parents. NLS won the Oxford Price moot but gave it up for NLUD because it was not worth it. If an NLS student’s phone rings while he is mooting, the moot is paused till the call is over. If an NLS student misquotes an article of the constitution of india in an exam, the constitution is amended. SAM and CAM were separated because NLS kids found their jobs too monotonous. Once an NLS kid was asked by his mother to bring a fan from Khaitan company, he returned with a job offer. NLS was actually constructed in 1456 BC but it was destroyed by Mughals only for it to be built later. When ancient NLS students decided to mass bunk university on two days, those two days were called Saturday and Sunday. An NLS kid gave F grade to one of their professors because they didn’t have 3 post graduate degrees from Ivy league but only 2. NLS does not want any Rhodes scholarships now because they belong to the sky. 36 law students from NLS went missing in the jungles of Nagarbhavi, they were later called the avengers. When NLS kids come to your college for a competition, they confer winners with the trophy. The apple thrown on Newton was actually thrown by an NLS student because he wanted the world to get a small portion of the knowledge he owned. NLS student was giving a speech which was noted in text by the britishers, that speech is called the Indian Penal Code. When mails were invented and an NLS student created his email id, he already had 9 job offers from tier 1 firms. When an NLS student finally becomes a parent, their kid is designated as a senior advocate by the supreme court. When Indian govt go to the court against NLS, it’s them vs the Union of NLS. Once NLS decided to not admit any students for a year, 80000 more people appeared for JEE that year.