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PS: You’re projecting. You seem unwilling to accept the possibility that my views come from a place of solid reasoning.
Have we matched before — or did I just ignore your match requests and those painfully adorable pickup lines a zillion times?
Or maybe I just said, “No, thank you ji 🫣🙏,” leaving you wondering, “How can he choose nothing over a hottie like me?”
Or worse — I didn’t. 💀
And honestly, the lawyers on these apps? Shockingly the worst conversationalists.
Except that one senior advocate who’s always on TV — writing her bio like, “I’m smarter than all of you.”
Like… kaun aise likhta hai bio mein aajkal?
If a guy wrote that kind of rubbish in his bio, he’d be cancelled so fast!………
Anyway, do indulge — drop my initials and impress us all. Please!
What I don’t understand is: where do I go from here?
Hinge was a wasteland. Bumble wasn’t much better. People swipe without intention, without curiosity, without even the basic ability to hold a normal conversation. It’s like the collective attention span has collapsed.
Are dating apps just performative now? Has everyone moved on to something else and I didn’t get the memo? Because I’m clearly missing whatever modern system is in place.
Please help.