Read 57 comments as:
thread
newest first
Filter By
Featured
x
Do cows bite people?
I’m jealous. Wish I too had a partner, apart from the “partner” at One International Center.
...
reply
Cows are known for biting other cows during breeding season.
...
reply
They don’t want their gold plated teeth to be ruined by the blood and flesh of lowly associates.
...
reply
You keep telling me about that jerk principal associate of yours, who keeps biting off your head - so yeah🐄
...
reply
A 20-word comment posted 4 months ago was not published.
...
A 16-word comment posted 4 months ago was not published.
...
LI kids ought to stop demonising partners. We do the requisite heavy-lifting to keep the industry in a roll. There has been no documented instances of any sane partner physically biting juniors.
...
reply
The managing partner of every firm has a collection of such vaccines.
...
reply
So only Go bite Go is the option available ?
...
reply
Not true. I support the BJ Party but love beef.
...
reply
Interns have teeth as well, but they usually refrain from biting others. Sometimes, they may bite fellow interns.
...
reply
Male partners have a horn, but they use it only in certain circumstances.
...
reply
Partners don’t have horns, which is why they are compelled to use their teeth.
...
reply
Senior partners have gold-plated teeth. This is why they do not bite.
...
reply
Yet our nation focuses on dog bites, when the reality is that cow bites are much more serious and commonplace.
...
reply
Cows report to Vishwaguru, who has given clear instructions to keep partners in line.
...
reply
Once you’re a senior associate, firms sponsor teeth restoration surgeries.
...
reply
This is why T1 firms hire only toothless associates.
...
reply
Cows lack upper teeth. However, they can still bite. Cow bites are quite common in villages.
...
reply
Associates too have teeth, they can bite partners if they’re overburdened with work.
...
reply
A 7-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
Mods, we need honest answers. Would be helpful if y'all can clear the air on this.
...
reply
Partners report to cows. That's why the pressure is passed over to associates.
...
reply
A 5-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
No, they do not. As expected, the LI crowd is oblivious to rudimentary biological facts.
...
reply
Cows are stricter than partners when it comes to work delivery.
...
reply
A 4-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
Partner bites are more serious than cow bites, heck even dog bites.
...
reply
A 4-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
A 2-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
I have seen a womanbeing killed by cow in front of me
...
reply
can confirm, my partner gave me a love bite last night
...
reply
A 9-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
A 19-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
Fake news. Partners refrain from such unprofessional acts like biting others.
...
reply
A 7-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
Partners too have teeth, they bite if proper work is not delivered.
...
reply
A 4-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
A 4-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
Cow bites are quite serious. Myself been bit a few times on my mom's farm.
...
reply
A 11-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
Cows have teeth, so yes, if you annoy them they can bite. although they prefer using their horns first.
...
reply
Yes, and if you get bitten by an Indian cow, you get the knowledge of Manu and will become Abhishek Manu, no sorry Tushar Mehta
...
reply
A 7-word comment posted 11 months ago was not published.
...
▮▮▮ took a leave, stating a cow bit her. But do cows actually bite people? I am curious.
...
reply