I am a gen-z who was till very recently panicking over my drop years but not anymore cause I realised after thinking about them for 3 days that they don’t matter. Also I realised that I successfully wasted my 3 days where I could’ve published a paper :)
Greetings fair maiden of noble lineage and radiant beauty, I humbly request your attention and beseech thee to hear my words.
Milady of mirth and merriment
Oh dair damsel of wit and whimsy
Mistress of mischief and laughter.
Ladyship of the highest sarcasm and cynicism, or if I may be so bold
Her royal highness of the realm of sarcasm and outdated customs
The grand duchess of snark and irony.
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