Lawyers who have passed out of NLSIU, Harvard of the East, can never go bald, period. Only the despicable lawyers from other NLUs and pvt law schools will go bald working in law firms. NLSIU students can never get stressed. Instead, the law firm partners who employ NLSIU graduates will get stressed and go bald looking at their efficiency and intelligence.

Just in case, if one odd NLSIU graduate begins to bald, they can always get the unique herb that grows only in the forests of Nagarbhavi, apply it to their balding pate and get their hair to grow back.

All ba(l)d things happen only to non-NLSIU graduates.