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Betties. Veronicas are mean and stuck-up. Plus they have tons of senior guys chasing them anyway.
To marry - Betty

One night stand/Hookup - Veronica
don't date either, law school is not ur river dale
The truth is that neither Betty nor Veronica would ever date an incel like you who categorizes women as one or the other- that can either be hot or smart but never both.
As a guy, I'd go for a Jughead. Not everyone's straight!