"Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut." — Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
I do prefer a slightly shorter, low maintenance haircut, but I'm concerned that a Burr/Buzz cut might come across as too military.
Works like a charm 😂
— Patrick Bateman, American Psycho