I'm an A1 but have never been to office because of the lock down. And office is finally reopening. I was wondering what's the 'office affairs' scene like? Do you know colleagues who hookup? What's the most interesting story you have heard? How are office parties like? Do you know anyone who has slept with a client?
Party nahi bhandara hota hai and night out ke naam pe jagrata. Ye sab videshi nitiyan hamare desh ki prachin sanskriti jo ki law firms ne apna li hai unse alag hai. Jai Desi Law
Ah, the hopes and dreams of the uninitiated associate.
Avert your longing gaze and lower your expectations, my friend, for the only office affair you'll end up having is the one with the Ministry of Corporate Affairs.
The problem is not with the show , but the students who watch these western TV shows/Movies and expect it to happen in real life . Thoda to dimag lagana chahiye baccho ko.
Hoop up with Ms. Daisy Palm and her five sisters. It's a fucking office dude. Not a pleasure zone. What's with you you guys? Work is a joke to you or what? Keep the nasty outta the office!
Have seen people going crazy on offsites/ retreats/ any party that involves free flow of alcohol (pre COVID times). People do hook up although agree it is not something that one can plan or look forward to.
Dont drink and party - your internal horniness and dreams of grabbing something by something (Trump ref) will happen in real life when you loose your sense by drinking. There are many cases where people have got drunk and did stupid things.
Go to your home and get drunk - maximum do it with members of the same sex.
Hooked up with the daughter of a big shot I met at a work party (I'm a girl too). Both our families are horrified, but I left my boring law firm job, and we have moved in together (please see Net Worth story to get an idea of how much I have saved).
We have started an Instagram-only art magazine and have bought a cute villa in Tuscany.
All this is possible only because of the NLU I am from.
Never give up hope. Please follow my Insta for more inspirational stories. IYKYK.
Avert your longing gaze and lower your expectations, my friend, for the only office affair you'll end up having is the one with the Ministry of Corporate Affairs.
Don't forget that consensual sex between a boyfriend and girlfriend is considered as RAP in India.; if you promise to marry; but finally breaking up.
Don't hire a prostitute - unless you want long term suffering from AIDS, prep-Pfizer is not even available here.
Otherwise - get a goof internet, VPN - buy toys and have fun.
If you find its troll - Read Indian Penal Code (Pretext of Marriage Sex)
Best option is to get into a relationship for sex.
Dont drink and party - your internal horniness and dreams of grabbing something by something (Trump ref) will happen in real life when you loose your sense by drinking. There are many cases where people have got drunk and did stupid things.
Go to your home and get drunk - maximum do it with members of the same sex.
We have started an Instagram-only art magazine and have bought a cute villa in Tuscany.
All this is possible only because of the NLU I am from.
Never give up hope. Please follow my Insta for more inspirational stories. IYKYK.
Kahi toh flex karna hai.