15 years ago, when the other side (non lawyer) proposed a shady legal opinion to back the claim why the model works, my partner, with a beaming smile:

"You know what they say about opinions right? It's like an asshole - everybody has one"

Getting an opinion from your firm is like walking in high heels. Both look good but offer little comfort.

Yeh toh Raghu ne Roadies pe bola tha!

SHA negotiations a couple of years ago:

Target's Promoter - refusing to dilute equity for future investments by the investor (millions each time). "It's my company, I started it, I deserve max equity"

Investor's GC with 0 chill - "Your equity will be worth as much as your opinion if you don't get funding"

Promoter was triggered for sometime before giving in.

Fuck this shit. I've better things to do with my life.

kya hu chutiya partner hai

Client says : "boss has given instruction that the deal needs to close before Shravan starts"
Partner looks at us : "Our shravan starts now"