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BCI Explains Why It Engaged Rain Maker; RM gets ‘Discipline’ and ‘Cleanliness’ Too
Indra Prasth
Bar Council Of India which had earlier outsourced its website development and administration of the Bar Exam to Rain Maker has now said that Rain Maker will take care of everything including cleanliness and discipline of all the Bars.
Rain Maker’s new website has now sections on ‘Legal Cleanliness: Hunting Dirt Like Legal Eagles’ and on discipline ‘Legal Beagles: Bar’s Guard Dogs’.
Explaining the logic as to why it engaged Rain Maker only Mr. Barrier of BCI said, “We don’t expect a good monsoon this time round. Since our farmers are very poor and down trodden we thought that someone with as good a name as Rain Maker would be able to help their cause”.
“You see, we lawyers are in this noble profession have the feeling of ‘doing good for all’. By making sure that we engage Rain Maker for everything we hope that our Rain Gods too will be inspired by this act of legal fraternity and help our farmers”, he said.
“We are undisciplined, unclean and maybe incompetent too. But we lawyers do believe in helping the farmers gain employment and earn money good enough for a good life. This will reduce economic disparity”, he added.
Junior Lawyers in the country don’t get paid anything by their senior lawyers as there are no rules on Juniorship while a lawyer in a law firm earns on an average 6 lacs per annum. Maybe, the BCI needs to introspect on economic disparity in its own house. But the BCI seems intent on looking outside at the clouds and of course, Rain Maker.
Kitkit Lactose of Rain Maker said on legal cleanliness, “We are planning to introduce some high tech jhadoos in the district courts and discuss implementation strategies and delivery systems with the munsifs there”. “Though, we’ll first have to go ourselves and see how district courts look from inside. Wonder if they are air-conditioned”, he added.
Rain Maker has also created a wonderful website www.bardiscipline.org which has virtues of discipline and some useless details in beautiful font and bullet points. Even the colours are striking. But that is about it. Otherwise, the website is all the same.
“Rain Maker excels in content delivery ermm that is what our website reads and ermm I personally have created the content on ‘discipline’ of www.bardiscipline.org”, said Vivek, an intern at Rainmaker as they don’t have many regular employees there.
The intern is on a 6 month internship as he has been suspended for an entire semester by his college on disciplinary grounds. “We are sure we will be able to pull this off. It is raining very hard [in cash] even for a Rain Maker”, said another intern, who is the most experienced chap among the present employees at Rainmaker.
“Only Indra Deva can save us from Rain Maker”, said Nandi, who is a devout of Lord Shiva, the God of destruction.
FNWB news network would like to hear from the readers whether they think such outsourcing models are good or not.
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FNWB u rock man and ur the best Clogger of IllegallyNindia.
Best Clogger of IllegallyNindia? Could you explain?
i am in favour of tie ups and against the outsourcing models.the former has an active role of the other partner whereas the latter shows the incompetency of such partner.
see what BCI has done in the name of quality education.where is quality in bar exams except shades of incompetency, corruption, redundant exercise, playing with the career of students, etc. i fail to understand why the HRD ministry should abstain from taking over the legal education when we have indifferent and incompetent BCI and law ministry.
This jargon of mine can go on for considerable length but the deaf and dumb people would not understand a word of the same.
the bci must engage as many people and institutions as possible if it really cares about fairness and qualitative legal education.
Liked the R logo you've design for this :-p
Keep it going...
SSS
BCI had become a heap of illegalities and becoming corrupt more and more.
i was a little off after reading some news items especial the bhopal judgment..but this really cheered me up..
8, Thanks. But the R logo isn't my own creation.
9, The humour will be back. Crass humour. But satire too will continue.
10, Uhmmm.
11, Mrinal. It feels nice to put a smile. Though I like ROTFLs more :D
Poet, Bihari and Nandi? I wish I could tell you a secret.
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