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Indi Law Firm Associates Enter Guinness Records For Coffee Drinking, Yogic Trance

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Two associates of Indi Law Firm, Karan Johari and Yogesh Yadav  have entered the Guiness book of world records. Karan now holds the record for drinking the largest number of coffee cups in one day, while Yogesh has himself in the record books for maintaining a position of yogic trance for the longest time.

“I have at least 120-150 cups of coffee on an average day at my law firm. When on a deal the number may rise to 200 too. So I decided to give it a shot”.

Karan drank 450 cups of coffee for his record. On being asked how he managed a substantial rise in the number he said, “I think the excitement of doing something novel other than the boring drafting and document review got me going”.

“Also the coffee machine at our firm is obsolete, dysfunctional, pretty much like the firm. I guess the machine puts twice the amount of coffee than a functional machine would put. So the firm’s coffee is twice as strong too”, he adds.

Yogesh maintained the yogic trance for 72 hours. “I do this day in and day out”, explained Yogesh “pretending to sit before the computer, back straight, eyes glued to the screen and open despite the sleep, absolutely lost, appearance attentive and doing nothing”.

“To lose the human body and soul into nothingness is yoga”, said Baba Ramadeva in an interview with some other newspaper. Yogesh, thus claims to be practicing Yoga in its perfect form.

“I have no formal Yoga training”, told Yogesh “but am grateful to my firm for inculcating this mindless meditation or is it mindful, whatever; for inculcating this meditation habit, willingly or unwillingly, I don’t know”, said Yogesh looking utterly lost, as if still in Yogic trance.

“This is a perfect example how amidst all the hard work and long hours, people at our law firms have the freedom to take their hobbies forward”, said a visibly proud gentleman, claiming to be the partner. We did a name check and it appears by his sur-name that he could be a partner.

Karan Johar and Baba Ramadeva have flown in to congratulate the two lawyers.

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