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FUNNY ASSESSMENT OF LAW AS A CAREER

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THIS IS PURELY BASED UPON MY IMAGINATION. NOT TO BE TAKEN ON A SERIOUS NOTE....

 

ARGUMENTS IN FAVOR OF CHOOSING LAW AS A PROFESSION

1) You get the hot seat in making any decision whether in a court room or with the vegetable             vendor.

2) You get the right to slam your siblings (youngsters in general) about their lawlessness (read as  monkey antics) and not get beaten into a pulp for it.

3) You get to work in a air conditioned office which at least lets you to watch as much tv as you       want (whether you will get your favorite channel or not .. is a different story).

4) You get a fat pay cheque at the end of the day that at least pays your house rent.

5)  You get to travel the world.

 

ARGUMENTS AGAINST CHOOSING LAW  AS A PROFESSION

1) You have no time to enjoy that fat pay cheque.

2) The time that you can spare goes to the doctor or any spa to manage your stress level.

3)    You get to see only the airports and the offices around the world without even knowing          about the beauty of the place.

4) No one really trusts you...you see  lawyers are even compared to  vultures (scavengers)            in some cultures.

5)You have a limited social value..even the cable guy gets more respect in the community..

 

THIS IS NOT WRITTEN TO HURT ANYONE`S FEELINGS...THIS IS TO BE TAKEN FOR THE PURPOSE OF PURE FUN ONLY AND CERTAINLY NOT AS A GUIDELINE. IF I HAVE  HURT ANYONE'S SENTIMENTS I DEEPLY REGRET IT. YOU ARE WELCOME TO ADD YOUR OWN POINTS TOO.  

 

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