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Fired From a Law Firm Job: My Cow's Habits Should've Handy

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My cow Gulabo like every other cow in my village has a tendency to chew her grass for long; really long. I read in my grade five science book that the cows can recall some of the chewed grass from their bodily reservoir when required. Nice stuff. All hail the almighty!

One day my cow fell ill; very ill. I took her to the local vet. He told me that Gulabo’s intestines had somersaulted. She could no longer recall the chewed grass. He told me that this disability would at times leave Gulabo without any reservoir of food for long and that she would die soon.

All hail the almighty!

I heard my friend who is in an NLU was fired from a law firm job. His aged, benign lawyer uncle told him that he had not ruminated upon law and that it was important. When you ruminate you digest well. You can also recall the thing well. This can impress everyone and keep you put on your job.

But he had gulped his water, his food and yes even his books. He digested nothing. Rumination was beyond his capability.

All hail the almighty!

My cow is dead.

My friend just as good.

:-{O             (A moustached simily. Totally out of context).

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