LIFE IS NOT SO FAIR AND LOVELY

At the outskirts of the Metropolitan court, I begin my day with the sight of all street smart lawyers who are out for today’s hunt. The hunters instinct is still seen in them when their roving eyes are targeting their next catch cum client.

Sipping the cutting chai and spitting the paan with fellow mates and talking about the amendments/adjournments to la-affaires of all beauties in court, politics at bar, modi, congress and durbar goes on.

Soon I encountered one gentleman shouting, “ kya chahiye, affidavit?Marraige?Bail?Notary? Upar tak apni setting hai!!” reminded me of another gentleman who on the corridors of Colaba use to stalk foreigners asking,” Sir kya Chahiye? What you want Sir Single? Double? Triple? Animal? Massager? All available specially for you?” Tsk Tsk

I replied, Aha! Apno se kya mangte ho?

He understood and said, Aisa koi saga nahi jisko hamne thaga nahi!!hahahaha

I go to the Magistrate court only to hear more gossips, The bhausahebs of the court is least interested in the matters / affirmations but more judgmental than his highness. Of course Gentleman is entitled to his opinion with all love and affirmations in place. I go towards my court which was to start at any time.

His highness is busy dictating something is his chamber, although his record say something different no judgement for past 4 months but still he keeps on dictating to his on and off beauty clerk.  

So I see my case called upon, the peon shouts PATILLLLLLLLLL ADVOCATE PATILLLLLLLLLLLLLL. I am like Mylord I am present here.

His Highness replies,” Bola, What is the matter?”.  Before I speak, my learned friend Advocate Ghadge interrupts, “Lordship, I want adjournment, as I have personal difficulty”!

I protest with the hope this time his Highness will get offended, but LIFE IS NOT SO FAIR AND LOVELY!

Case Adjourned, next date after 4 months!