However, I have also instructed a more senior associate to assist you. Please click here to instruct Miss Google to look for this file: she is pretty reliable and often gets the job done...
The other useless fellow has now been sacked. I had told him to find the file, but he obviously underdelivered and only gave you this page.
What could have gone wrong? Maybe:
For the avoidance of doubt, none of the above shall be construed as an admission of liability or fault, but I regret this unfortunate event and shall ensure that no bill will be raised for this search.