Let's kill the Monday blues with some quality lawyer jokes, let the LI community start a hunt to find the best of the best. Starting the thread with some of my favourites
Q: Why do sharks never attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A: One's a dirty, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a fish.
Attorney: How far can you see at night? Witness: I can see the moon, how far is that?
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Associate - How many can you afford? Senior Associate - Three. One to change it and two to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting “Objection!” Partner - You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb…
I have one. Idealistic young school student: Is there any way I can earn a decent living for myself, help those in need, and maybe make a difference in society in the long run? Coaching centre head/career counsellor: Why don't you join law school?
Q: Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a dirty, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a fish.
Attorney: How far can you see at night?
Witness: I can see the moon, how far is that?
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Associate - How many can you afford?
Senior Associate - Three. One to change it and two to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting “Objection!”
Partner - You won’t find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you’re looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb…
Idealistic young school student: Is there any way I can earn a decent living for myself, help those in need, and maybe make a difference in society in the long run?
Coaching centre head/career counsellor: Why don't you join law school?