NoNal Nagar, Madhya Pradesh

A 17 year old young lad who was seen jumping on a road crying “Yay! I am a NALSAR-ian” has been put in a mental asylum after a good citizen, Niak Zang saved him from a being lynched by a mob.

Naik Zang is a citizen of UK.

It is believed that people of the region who nearly lynched the boy consider Nal Sur, as the three headed demon who has according to the legend  is responsible for the water scarcity in the village. Nal in Hindi means a ‘Tap’ and ‘Sur’ means a ‘Demon’

The 17 year old boy, identified as Nikhil Gupta from Delhi had taken CLAT (common law admission test) and had got an all India rank 24. This qualified him for NALSAR, Hyderabad one of the top law colleges in India.

Excited by his success and he purchased weird and scary looking masks and costumes from a local hawker Madan Lal  wore them and started jumping on the road shouting ‘I am a NALSARian’. “I saw the boy’s eyes”, said Madan, “it looked as if he had found bliss”.

Our reporter contacted a slightly bruised Nikhil, “Am I a NALSARian?”, was all he could manage. On inquiry with his parents we found that Nikhil was devastated when he found that all top 57 rankers had opted for NLSIU Bangalore, widely recognised as the best law college in India. This had upset him to a maddening extent.

He was last seen by a cyber cafe guy glued to computer no. 3, typing recklessly on forums like Facebook, LegallyIndia and Orkut feverishly asking for guidance, “He was talking about his Cat. He sounded very nervous. I think he was talking to a vet on the net. Maybe his Cat was badly injured or about to deliver kittens or something”, said the cyber cafe guy.

The mob leader Moochchad Singh said, “We didn’t know NALSAR was some law college. I don’t think anybody else in this duniyaa knows. We thought that he was occupied by Nal Sur’s aatma (ghost)”, he said apologising for the punch he had administered to Nikhil’s right eye.

The VC of NALSAR, Mr. Veer Singh has said that it would be ensured that this experience which Nikhil had is put to good use in furtherance of his career. “I have asked his Sociology professor to allot him ‘mob violence’ as a sociology project topic. For IPR subject in his 3^rd year, Nikhil will research on ‘traditional myths regarding demons and copyright laws’”, he said.