It appears my junior could not retrieve the exact file you wanted...

I had ordered my junior to find it but he underdelivered and only gave you this page.

What could have gone wrong? Maybe:

• the link you clicked to get here was proofread by my junior and had a typo in it, or
• I shredded the file or put it in a new place without telling you or my junior, or
• something unforeseeable has happened.

While none of the above shall be construed as an admission of liability or fault, I regret this unfortunate event and shall ensure that no bill will be raised for this search.

Also, my junior may be sacked.